The Epic Mirabai Sebastian

Here's my other half, my awesome part. ;)

I am Mirabai Sebastian and I am epic.

I am epic because I can eat and eat and eat and NOT get full. I've only actually gotten full 3 times in my life. Those were beautiful times. I tend to eat a lot so I think my stomach has gotten used to all the food going in my body.

I am epic because when I was 8 years old, I had my hair dyed gold. I originally wanted it to be white, but they didn't have it in the salon, then I asked for red, but they didn't have that either. So I decided to stick with the gold. look at my photos, there's always this shiny golden thing on top of my head.

I am epic because I'm creative, I'm different, and I'm unique. I am epic because I know when to be those things. I know when to use my creativity, when to be different and to always be unique.

I am epic because I have magic hands. I just have to raise my hand and position it as if there was a glass, and a glass of lemongrass will appear there. Although sometimes it is Gatorade or water. But the whole point is that it magically appears there without me uttering a word.

I am epic because I don't give a shit what other people think of me. They could give me faces and I would simply tell them to get a life. I ask people if what I'm doing bothers them just to make sure that I'm not hurting or offending them. Aside from that, I am who I am and I don't care what people think. They could keep judging me however they like but I won't care.

I'm epic because I graduated form Hogwarts. Seriously. No. I'm just kidding. But I'm pretty sure it's the closest school we have here to Hogwarts. I mean, our school is located far from the city since you can see the pollution from our campus. We have a forest right beside our school, just like Hogwarts, maybe if we explored it, we'd find a huge spider, but I'm not ready for that experience. Whenever I tell people about my school, they  think I go to Hogwarts. Good enough for me.

I am epic because I can sing like a guy while singing opera style. You will see me one day performing on a stage doing Any Dream Will Do from Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat and I can sign like I'm Phantom of the Opera.

I am epic because I start trends. They say that imitation is the best form of flattery, but I have to say it suck at the same time. But it doesn't have it's perks.

I am epic because I can make my own stuff and it doesn't seem like I just made it myself. Most of the time, something I make from a scrap of cloth turns into a signature accessory.

But in the end, maybe I just suck. Maybe the level of my "suckiness" is so great that it reaches an all new level of EPIC. I epically suck! I'm so epic because I suck. I suck so much that people would be so shocked at how much I suck that they think it's epic.

By Mirabai Sebastian